Saturday, May 20

"Engine speed seems so much faster when you can only limp."

-Andy

Glynis (regarding Gordon): You have daddy's Endurance.
Charon: You'd know, wouldn't you, Alia?

"'You're a pansy boy, aren't you?'
'Actually, I prefer roses."

-Donny, regarding Kevin

"I bet I could get Aunt Flora laid..."

-Charon

"Yes! Somebody else with morals! I rule!"

-Charon, whose character has no morals

"I can just see Fiona not being able to stand Corwin. Of all the things he could have contributed to shadow Earth, he gave us a few musical compositions and lots of clever one-liners. 'A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.' 'That's great Corwin.' 'A stitch in time saves—' 'Shut UP, Corwin."

-Andy

"Life would be a lot simpler if they just did what I said."

-Charon

Jeremy: It's 11 o'clock. It's still morning.
Charon: Yes, Vic.

"Don't trump while driving! Stop the horse!"

-Charon

Merlin: What are you doing?
Gordon: Going to class.
Merlin: What?!
Charon: That's what I said.

Glynis: Never trust a smiling son of Corwin.
Charon: Never trust any son of Corwin.
Jeremy: Never trust Corwin.
Charon: Or anyone else for that matter.

Merlin: I just want five minutes of your time.
Charon: Oh my god! It's a trump gate to Avon!"

"It won't work with a rabbit. A rabbit can't work the sigils!"

-Merlin

Gordon: So, I'm the guinea pig.
Merlin: No, I'm the guinea pig.
Gordon: Then were are you going to stand?
Merlin: Over there!

James: Great, it's a one-way gateway to my brain.
Charon: Hello-hello-hello-hello....

Jeremy (in the midst of the Coffee-Amber-to-Little-Mermaid conversion argument): You're Flounder!
Charon: No way! I'm not Flounder, you're Flounder.
Donny: How'd I get to be the seagull?
Charon: Because you're the freak.

"If you can't be with the one you love...
Shag the one you're with..."

-Charon, singing

"So, Vic. You're 9."

-Glynis, as Gérard, on Vic's first beer

"Flora's my mom. I can disrobe in a dark room in 10 seconds."

-Charon

Glynis: Can I estimate his position by the sound of his voice?
Andy: Only if you keep him talking.
Alia: So, um, Vic...

Alia: Can I get dressed in your room? Vic won't stop following me around.
Carmichael: (to Alia) Of course you can. (to Vic) Pervert. (opens door to allow Alia in, then smiles coquetishly to Vic) Hi...

Andy: He's got a tactical advantage in that he's got this big flailing thing.
Jeremy: I've got a tactical advantage in that I'm Vic.

"I think you should know, I am not left-tendrilled either!"

-Charon

"So, Mr. Scary-Guy-Who's-Kidnapping-Moire's-Granddaughter. How are you feeling?"

-Glynis

Andy: Alia gets hit.
Jeremy (annoyed): I kill him.

Charon (as Kevin discovers the shells Adrienne had been collecting): That holds his attention for a couple of minutes.
Glynis: Ooo, shiny!

Donny (on Sammuel's trophy): But, if it's on the beach, it's not floating away.
Glynis: But Gérard might steal it!