Jen (on the topic of acolytes as sex toys): Sil Rana has an acolyte wherever he goes.
Jeremy F.: We're Greek. It's different. We're friends.
"Adzgar used to have the Library. We sort of lost it."
-Cort
Dan (on finding a magnifying glass at Meridians): Well that sounds cool. I take it.
Cort (noting on log): "Laurent ransacks Meridian's house."
Jen: Susan, Peter, stop holding hands.
Andy: I'm not a priest yet.
Jeremy Z.: And I ain't no choir boy.
Jeremy F.: But you're gonna sing...
Jen: She's 19, recently married.
Jeremy F.: So she's an old maid?
Cort (as Dan): Uh, Ms. GM, I have a dampness in my pants.
Jeremy F.: I have a dampness. It's okay. It's warm.
Syrone (to Brother Peter): I'm fine, just go home.
Cort (prophetically): She has six arms and tentacles.
"I watched a million people die at the fair yesterday. What do I care if I catch a cold?"
-Andy
"Susan's like, 'I hallucinated all night for nothing.'"
-Cort
"According to my calculations, she's had sufficient space."
-Monitor Meridian, in sensitive mode
"Friends don't let friends drink with Susan."
-Jeremy F.
Cort: There are no men or babies for you to get with.
Jeremy D.: Oh, they'll come to me.
Jeremy Z.: I have a spell that will do that.
"Susan becomes a big hay activist. 'You can do all sorts of things with it, like make flags...'"
-Andy, on the possibility of smoking hay
Cort (regarding Peter): You just have an aura of happy.
Dan: Is it because the kids died?
"Hold on. I need to call upon an act of God."
-Andy
"As long as you keep medicating us, we'll get along well."
-Jeremy F., regarding the monitor's other talents
Meridian (regarding a request from Peter): Why do you want it?
Jen (helping): "A golden horse told me I wanted it."
"I didn't masturbate it the hail!!"
-Jeremy Z.
"You made the monitor say 'fuck.'"
-Jen, giggling
"It was my first time. It's okay if it's rough."
-Andy
Meridian: Peter, come here. We want to try something.
Andy: I've been in a monastery. I've heard that before.
