Feburary, 10 2001

"For the last time, I did not scalp my mother!"

- Ansom Son of Flora, who has his mother's hair

"Amber babies! They're durable!"

- James

"Lars was XXL. This guy was only XL!"

- Ansom, describing a masked murderer

"So... You're a toaster?"

- Andy commenting on Oberon's sexual escapades

"I am HAMSTER!"

- Andy

"So, what's that sound coming from the bottom of the boat?"

- Kai, on Amber imports

"Drink this! It'll take the hair off yer balls, and wrinkle yer nut sack!"

- Vincent, as he hands out "Mad Dog"

Eric:"I still have the horns from that stag."
Lars:"At least you got something out of it!"
Vinnie:"Are they talking about a stag party?!"

"Look Mommy! It's Ferrin's bitch!"

- Geoff, on Ansom

"There's a word here I can't make out. Oh, I see, It's ANAL!"

- Jeremy, while reading a player note

"I smell like fish. I'm going to bed."

- Ferrin, after returning from Rebma

"I wake up. Am I alive?"

- Ferrin

"I need to get Eunichs! Hey guys, come here!"

- Kaoru

"You've lost your talking privledges. How 'bout you? Can you tell me anything useful, becides the blatently obvious?"

- Vincent Jay

"Amber can be saved by cappuccinno!"

- Alice, caffeine addict

"Look! Hell Hounds on a sugar high!"

- Ansom

"Come here you guys. I smell like ham!"

- Geoff

>WHACK< "That was stupid!"

- Kaoru training her monks

"I'm training them! Not beating them!"

- Kai defending Kaoru's training techniques

"Ferrin's a bit overweight because he Trumps everywhere."

- James

"Shadow surfing USA!"

- James

"Rebma sense tingles!"

- Geoff

"You gonna bring some Rebma hootchie?"

- Vinnie to Ansom

"Ansom, you will be the first to die."

- Lars in refrence to aforementioned hootchie

"We're of the Royal family! We're all insane!"

- Kaoru

"Freaky fish power!"

- Andy

"And the nose is coming straight at you!"

- Jeremy

"Probing wherever I can!"

- Andy

"Feelers, nothing more than feelers!"

- Marni

"This is my brain. I don't need anything here!"

- Ferrin

"Can I pull my head back inside?"

- Alice

"I have nasty chaos grease on my windows."

- Ansom

"What's the matter? Are you having Pattern cramps?"

- Ansom

"Fighting piranas to Sinatra!"

- James

"Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum, I smell the brine of Rebman scum!"

- James to Geoff

"But we were talking about honey and chocolate syrup!"

- Lellyn

"Tastes like chiken, only fishy."

- Chris

"Maybe there's one skull left we could talk to..."

- Lellyn

"Was it good for you?"

-Lellyn

"So, you're shopping for women's clothing!"

- Ferrin to Ansom

"Are you a good fish, or bad fish?"

- Andy

"Pentex tear away clothing!"

- Andy's suggestion for Kaoru's new wordrobe

"We won't tell you, we'll show you!"

- Ferrin

"I change back. Am I naked?"

- Lars

"Lars. You're naked and you're in Rebma..."

- Kaoru

"I'm drunk! We should get cappuccinnos!"

- Alice

"I hate when people go amorphous on us!"

- Alice

"Suddenly you feel and oppressive feeling on your face."

- Vinnie

"An infinite number of universes with a infinite number of pink suff."

- Blacky commenting on Ansom's quest for 'pink powder'

"There's sucking here, we're sure brains are involved."

- Alexander to Alice

Alice: "One of them jumped into Ferrin's dreams..."
Alexander: "Let's dissect his brain!"

"Watch out! You might meet the Naughty Kelp!"

- Jeremy

"Marni! You didn't fall in!"

- Jeremy, you really need to see his bathroom to appricate this one

"Blah, blah, blah, eats dreams, pyramid scheme, never had sex."

- Jeremy giving a breif rundown of Alice

"Julian is dressed for War, Gérard is dressed for Drinking..."

- Jeremy

"I'm wandering off with my vegetables looking for my daddy."

- Kaoru

"He beat me with a 15 inch rubber cock!"

- Geoff

"This is Alice; This is Alice on Drugs. Any questions?"

- Vincent, after rescuing Alice

"You notice that every time she pets it, it becomes more substantial..."

- Jeremy in refrence to Alice's bunny

"But you grunt and groan occasionally."

- Alice to Lars

"Drink it up, yum, don't spill it. It's hot."

- Vinnie, adding cappuccino to the drugged Alice

"The moral of today's sory is 'do not crash Lars' parties!'"

- Lars, on the unexpected arrival of Kaoru

"Check to make sure there are no ninjas in the privy..."

- Jeremy