Trailer for Session Four's Journal

(cue background music)

Voiceover: On the next episode of The X-Files, Richard Roundtree guest stars, as Mulder and Scully uncover a conspiracy, with an ending that has to be seen to be believed.

(Mulder breaks down the door and aims his gun at Aaron, who is in the midst of eating a sweet roll)

Mulder: Freeze!

(Cut to scene of Maladin and Dalen running away from the camera, and then zip-zip-zinging away)

Mulder (voiceover): Scully, what if there are infinite worlds, each of them slightly different from our own?

(Cut to Scully looking skeptical)

Skully: Mulder, you've been watching way too much Sliders.

(cut to shot of a big, furry hand about to clasp with a human one, music gets really suspensful here)

(cut to Scully on her cell phone)

Scully: MULDER!!

(cut to shot of Mulder and Lentaro)

Lentaro: I'm sorry, you think I did what with your sister?

(cut music, scene shifts to foof-ball Lentaro standing next to Richard Roundtree, both in swank 70s attire)

Richard: I'm really diggin' what you did with your fur, man.

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